30 May 2005

Remember EPIC (The Google Story?)

Hey people, you remember EPIC? Well the aquisition of dodgeball by google is a sign that epic may have had the basic story right. The Google could possibly make it so you can track down your friends home like they had a little microchip in their house or something.

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Finally We can tell the other people their game sucks more

If the MMORPG world was not crazy enough, players in the Star Wars Galaxies universe can tell the Everquest I & II gamers what they think and visa versa. I guess its a good idea, but I would just use AIM if I wanted to chat.

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Finally We can tell the other people their game sucks more

If the MMORPG world was not crazy enough, players in the Star Wars Galaxies universe can tell the Everquest I & II gamers what they think and visa versa. I guess its a good idea, but I would just use AIM if I wanted to chat.

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No Lesbians!

Ayt so im bored and surfin xanga blog. I was goin through the Durham metro section and see this chick's description of her blog saying she isn't a lesbian. If that isn't a way to turn many guys away from her blog I dunno what is. Yea im bored. Holla 452-8345 (see if anyone actually calls or txts it) Find out the area code urself bitches!

29 May 2005

Sims creator takes on evolution

The creator of the hugely popular Sims game is working on an ambitious title in which you can truly be God.

Called Spore, the game allows players to determine the evolution of a species, from an amoeba to an inter-stellar race.

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Legal: I Kenneth Glenn have not recieved permission by apple, bungie.net or Microsoft inc to create the afore mentioned image. It used a screen capture from the Halo 2 Game

160GB WD HDD $30

CompUSA has the Western Digital 160GB Hard Drive for $130 - $30MIR - $40MIR - $30MIR = $30.

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27 May 2005

Are You Gonna Jump?

   There is a man in Georgia who is ontop of a 350ft crane. The man supposedly murdered his ex-girlfriend in florida and is now ontop of the crane in Georgia. Its quite hilarious that CNN and other news stations are covering this event. I guess like me there is supposedly nothing better going on in the world.

24 May 2005


By the way Im a laser kind of guy

23 May 2005

Fillibuster, Filla WHO?

Okay Im goin to put my word in this fillibuster talk. I have only a few words: Keep the damn thing, for everything. For those dems in the past that voted for kicking it and are now for keeping it, shut the Fv(< up about it and get out of the senate. That goes for you John Kerry and Teddy Kennedy stop acting like this, it is stupid and makes you look stupid. Yes I USED STUPID, not Stupid head you stupid head. Haha I did use stupid head guess this blog went down 3 pegs. oops

Here is something funny for the day go to the jinx website that goes with the shirt.

22 May 2005


I was thinking today, I think that computers should come with lube and prenuptual (sorry if its mis-spelled jon lol) agreements. The lube is for...

haha gotcha again its for the cd-rom drive of course. Then the prenup is for men who meet women on the internet and end up marrying them. The prenuptiual would include a clause that if the one of the party meets another person online, has an online affair or is just porn addicted, nothing will be split 50-50. I think that is fair right, I mean you are marrying a person that you met online !!! That means if you don't put out enough or right then you aren't adaquet enough and the spouse can go back to the store. Alright that is how I feel bout that, just say no to porn , Sex with miners (not minor) ( See attached link) is ok as long as you got the right type of hat (not talking about a light hat either boys and girls)

21 May 2005

[x] Whats your name? Kenneth
[x] How old? 17
[x] Siblings? nope
[x] Female or male: male last time i checked lol
[x] Birthday: 6-25-87
[x] Birthplace: Durham, nc
[x] Living in: Rougemont, NC (small non-town tryin to be incorporated)
[x] Eye color: brown
[x] Hair color: black
[x] Righty or Lefty: depends on how good the movie is lol....j/k lefty on most days
[x] Zodiac Sign: cancer
[x] Innie or Outtie: innie
[x] I daydream about: being president
[x] Short or tall: is 6ft (short i think)
[x] School: NCSTATE (Wolfpack!) UNC fan tho

[x] The shoes you wore today: sandles (yes bitch i wored sandles)
[x] Your height: 6'0
[x] Your fears: being alone

[[-----------------WHAT IS------------------>
[x] Your most overused phrase on the computer: Wayne Brady Bitch
[x] Your thoughts when you first wake up: what day is it (what the hell did i do last night?)
[x] The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: breastesses and ass
[x] Your best physical feature: it doesn't have a brain
[x] Your bedtime: WHENEVER Im lonely or right after (not lonely then!)
[x] Your most missed memory: chillin wit my cousin b4 i realized there was a problem with the food. miss those times

[[-----------------YOU PREFER------------------>
[x] Pepsi or Coke: Coke
[x] McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
[x] Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, there is this hot italian chick at the coffee shop love talkin to her she has this sexy accent.
[x] Tennis shoes or flip flops: either depends on the mood
[x] Sports or mall: sports

[[-----------------DO YOU------------------>
[x] Smoke: ..... nope
[x] Cuss: FUCK YEA!   Bitches
[x] Take a shower everyday: usually 2x
[x] Have a crush: too many
[x] Do you think you've been in love? yep
[x] Want to go to college: yep
[x] Want to get married: ....... er....uh......
[x] Lie: try not to (ask jon he'll tell you the truth, then again no he wouldn't)

[[-----------------WOULD YOU------------------>
[x] Cut your own hair: yeah....no
[x] Stalk anyone: try not to.....hehe
[x] Skip school: depends on with who
[x] Hook up w/ a friend: hell maybe (don't here that one a lot)
[x] Eat shit for a million dollars: depends the shit at taco bell or feces?

[[------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID:/:HAVE YOU-------------->
[x] Go to the mall: oui
[x] Eaten sushi: non
[x] Been on stage: oui
[x] Made homemade cookies: oui, they were bangin too
[x] Been in love: yea
[x] Dyed your hair: black, non
[x] Stolen anything: nope

[[--------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------>
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: yeah had to help the baby ducks
[x] Told a girl that you liked them?: yep
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: lemme get back to you on that
[x] Had an imaginary friend: yep (still do...hehe)
[x] Cut your hair: non
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: ms. McKethan (nice french teacher)
[x] Played a game that required removal of clothing? not recently
[x] Been caught doin "sumthin"? if that "sumthin" is the "sumthin" im thinkin bout....no.....its been a while
[x] Been called a tease? no
[x] Shoplifted? no

[[-----------------------OPPOSITE SEX-------------------------->
[x] Notice first? booty/face I DON'T KNOW!!!
[x] What are you into? cool laid back chicks
[x] Feelin anyone? plenty (too many)
[x] Ever rejected sumone? yes
[x] How many people of the opposite sex is in your buddy list? 17
[x] Ever been kissed?? yep
[x] Best eye color: doesn't matter
[x] Best hair color: brown and black
[x] Best height: doesn't really matter.... just gotta be cute
[x] Best first date location: movies
[x] Best first kiss location: movie, during the credits
[x] Turn ons: cute face(lips), nice smile, nice butt, down to earth, into cars
[x] Turn offs: loud, stuck up, materialistic, bitchy
[x] Coloring: doesn't matter
[x] Best article of clothing: there's clothing involved?
[[-----------------NUMBER OF----------------->
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: two
[x] Number of computers you have: 3
[x] Number of piercing's: none
[x] Number of tattoos: none
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 6
[x] Number of scars on my body: lost count
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: a lot

[x] Shampoo: frutics
[x] Fav Color(s): blue and black (not bruises)
[x] Summer/Winter: summer
[x] Fav Cartoon Character: Rocky (Rocky and bullwinkle)
[x] Fav Food: pizza
[x] Fav Movies: action comedy sci-fi
[x] Fav sport: lax
[x] Word: Falujah (ask jon)
[x] Ice cream flavor: coffee
[x] Holiday: new years
[x] Furniture: Bed (non-squeaky please)
[x] Number: 13
[x] Fast Food: Subway
[x] Class: Physics
[x] Animal: moose

[x] Sport to play: basketball
[x] Sport to watch: soccer
[x] Band: no fav
[x] Language: depends
[x] Weekend activity: depends
[x] Roller Coaster: doesn't matter
[x] Stores: TigerDirect (ima geek)

[[------------------RIGHT NOW------------------>
[x] Wearing: i don't know her name, nah shorts a shirt and a pair of sandles
[x] Thinking about: gina
[x] Listening to: iTunes

[[-------------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------ >
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name? never
[x] Do you like anyone? gina
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you? none i hope
[x] Are you close to any family member? oui
[x] Who do you trust the most? not telling
[x] What's the best feeling in the world? sex candy love
[x] Worst Feeling? totaling my car
[x] What time is it now?: 23.18 (military time) its 11.18
[x] Do you have a best friend?: yes
[x] Do you love your friends?: like a brother

[x] Ever fallen for a friend?: yes female friend
[x] You know anyone that is feeling you right now?: no
[x] Could u live without the computer? hell no!
x] How many people are on ur buddylist? 42
x] Like watching sunrises or sunsets: both but if i had to chose sunrises
x] What hurts the most? Emotion or Physical?: emotion
[x] Trust others way too easily?: most def
[x] Is cheerleading a sport?: sure
[x] Houses lived in: 3
[x] Age for marriage: for me.... not sure
[x] What do you eat for breakfast?: depends on the day

[x] I love to____with people? fuck
[x] What was the last thing you ate? fish and chops
[x] The last person u talked on the phone with? rick
[x] Favorite drink? sprite
[x] Do you wear cntacts? nope
[x] Hugs or Kisses? kisses
[x] What book are u readin?: So Long and Thanks for all the fish (Douglas Adam's Hitchhikers guide series_
[x] The loudest person you know: won't say
[x] The annoyest person you know: i really don't wanna say
[x] Favorite gear: t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers
[x] Your backyard: freakin huge and a bithc to cut in the summer time

[[----------FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND--------->
[x] Thong: woooooo!!! hell yeah!
[x] Sandwich: cheese
[x] Elephant: big
[x] Sugar: red hot chili peppers
[x] Sex: yes please
[x] Friends: close and far between
[x] Shots: hurt like hell.


    As of right now bored man is officially dead.

And now for something completely different: May I play? (there it was). I will most likely be posting more frequently since school is out. Another thing is that TSS is back. All geeks will know what I mean, okay not tru not all geeks have heard of TSS. But for the ones that have the original TSS is actually back in podcast or actually TWITcast according to Leo. just go to the TWIT site and look on the right for podcast info. The show is recorded on sunday night and the sprung onto the internet [do not say information superhighway you will be one of the jerks infront of the fireing squad against the wall when the revolution comes :-) ] sunday evening or early monday morning. And if you use something like iPodder it will automatically download it for you when you enter the link URL. Not the TWIT site URL though.

peace hackaz.

Can I play?

Something 10 years ago in my life I would have never said, it was an automatic I could play with anyone anytime; unless they lived in town, now if you know me you know I have lived in town only 3 years of my life, I have never actually played with people unless they came here and that is a rarity because its too far out. So now that I have a car, I have to learn the all important phrase of "can I play", which should be more correctly written "may i play". So now on my blog I will start to say "may i play". It might be in a title, or it might be in the text somewhere, but I will try to make it a conscience effort to actually put "may I play" in my blog.

20 May 2005

Another Erection Story

   Okay like usual when Im home alone I watch....

you thought I was gonna say porn, you would be wrong. I watch CNN, almost religiously. However, I feel like its gettitng insane with all the erection pill commericals on CNN. The thing is the commercial says that if you are not healthy enough to take __(insert erection pill name here)___ then don't I have only one question, if you can't get a hard on how in the hell do you expect to be healthy enough to have a fake erection? Now honestly people your body is telling you something, it means you don't need anymore Pussy YOUR TOO FRIGGIN OLD YOU OLD BASTARD!!!. LOL sorry that was just funny to me. But its true no natural erection = no more fucking. Sorry old men you either need to learn how to direct your blood flow to your dick or give it up. And plus old people having sex is just wierd anyway (post on the comments if you agree or disagree). Alright thats enough Ranting.


14 May 2005

Incorrect Spelling

Okay so I guess I wouldn't be a good contestant on the Wheel of Fortune because I spelled "won" like one. Im sorry okay i didn't mean to. So just sue me Jon, if it makes you feel better sue me. Trust me I'll get the next Johnny Cochrane tho. :P peace

The picture speaks for itself, if you don't get it. If you don't understand then read my previous post.
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The picture speaks for itself, if you don't get it. If you don't understand then read my previous post.

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Church Signs Are Fun!!!

Okay people long time since a post and I found this interesting church sign going down the road. I laughed my ass off, but I didn't hit anything that was good maneuvering.

05 May 2005


Congratulations to all of the Herald-Sun Front Page Awards winners all over the 6 county region. I would offer a bigger cheer for the Northern Front Page Award winners Emily (Journalism) and Dorothy (Runner-up in Art) [hope i spelled your name right]. I also one the technology award, but I don't like to gloat that much so I will not. Thanks that is all have a nice day and go see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Hilarious movie.

02 May 2005

Controversy in High School Elections

Today after the announcements of the votes there has been another contraversy in the history of Northern High School. This year, classes yes whole classes did not recieve ballots to vote for their new leader. In a school of this size it is as if a whole state did not vote. Imagine if Florida and Ohio hadn't voted this year, the congress might still be deciding who the president and vice president might be. So will there be a re-vote, or will it be like last year: left hanging with another person cheated of their ability to vote for their candidate. Personally I feel the classes left out should get a chance to vote, if they were not given their select their leader.