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It involves Me, Franz Ferdinand, the Song Michael, and Christian Church PanHandler.

Midway to school today, I stopped at the red light waiting to make a left turn and was listening to my Franz Ferdinand CD (The first self-titled cd) and Michael (the song about two guys dancing together) was on. So I roll down the window becuase the panhandler was right there and was about to give the guy money and the lyric about Michael's look came on, and the guy said "I don't need your money." So the dude most have thought I was gay, and I have been even more alienated by these conservative christians, because they judged my orientation based on a song by a band. But hey im cool with it, its their loss.

KenG out

What in the Hell?

While sitting in the student center at state I generally watch the news for some interesting information. Normally this holds true, and when it doesnt i take out my headphones and plug into my laptop and listen to some tunes (since my goddamn iPod fucked up again). Well Im currently listen to No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom Album and I see some damn news on a fucking turle/turtoise that turned 175 years old. I dont believe in slow news days, so there is no reason for me to see a story on a 175 year old turtle. (get the pun slow? I know its not funny because Im not typically the one to "make a funny" however you do that) So that is it for now, I guess I fell into the trap of MSNBC and reported their story on the fucking turtle/turtoise.

As a democrat, I would hope that the DNC is getting its shit together. Unfortunately I feel that our wins on Tuesday night had more influence of the crumbling of the republican party. I would hope that by the midterms in 2006 we democrats can have a clear message and have a more centrist campaign, because that is how many Americans feel themselves to be, centrists. That is how we can really get our shit together, because many of the the pundits (hold on im one too damn!) are right we are just the anti-republican party. We shouldn't be known as the anti-republican party, we should be known as the Democratic Party. If we support something, lets support it damnit.

The Marriage Problem:

Disclaimer: This is satire not to be taken seriously.

Every year countless numbers of men are tricked into slavery, this slavery is the marriage. Marriage to a woman just so he can be tricked into getting "sure pussy" from their wife. These men are misguided, there is no guarantee that they will get a continuous supply, and what happens if something happens to the man's wife? Should he continue his slave labor just to hold out on getting some? All of this asks questions, but the real question that should be asked is: is this why gay people want to get married, to be tricked into continuous servitude. And if this is the case, who is the one that tricks another? I dont know I am not gay so I cannot answer the question. I do beg of you everyone out there, however, do not get married if you think you are going in it for the "sure thing." Please dont do it just for the it.

I Remind you this post was satirical, meant to be read with light heartwood laughter.

Is President Bush losing his clout? That is the question that many republicans should be asking themselves, especially if they are going to run for election during the 20-06 midterms. With the defeat of both republican gubernatorial candidates in Virginia (a really red state) and New Jersey (the race had been very close). The problem is, that President Bush visited the Republican candidate, Kilgore, in Virginia the night before the November 8th election. For Bush this is really unfortunate, because it shows that the Meyers debaucle, the White House CIA leak, and the indictment of I. Lewis Libby (yes I got the name wrong last time); has had a major effect on Bush's clout with the public. Really the only wins for conservative Republicans and President Bush are: The election of Incumbant Republican Mayor Bloomberg;a constitutional amdenment banning of gay marriage in Texas.

With the public approval of the new Texas amendment (almost 3:1 margin) and the defeat of the Maine amendment, many conservatives are probably asking themselves could they take this to the national level? This is because Texas is the 19th state in the Union that has made gay marriage illegal. While this is not 2/3 of the United States. Could this time for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage? It possibly could be, with almost 2/5 of the states having some sort of ban on gay marriage; and Maine,a 2004 blue state, rejecting discrimination on gays.

For Democrats, the same question has to be asked, "Is President losing his clout?" If he is, it is time to get out new democrats try the young bloods to take over those republican seats. If you try to use democrats who have been in power a long time, and they lose their election against a Republican, it would be a setback for the Democrats. On the selection of new blood, I am certainly partial for it because I would like to run for office and this could be the time to do it even though I have only served my high school when it came to public office. Seriously though, it is time to get out some young blood, people who are outside of the beltway or just general outsiders that understand how the govenment works in theory.

Things are changing in the country, and while it might not be President Bush's fault he will certainly get a large share of the blame. Is this fair? depends if you believe in kharma, if you do then you probably believe it is fair for Bush to get the blame. Democrats must pounce on this victory and make United States voters believe that Bush is wrong and HOW Democrats can change it. If the democrats really want to throw things back in Bush's face, they should tap from his 2000 campaign and fight to get rid of the scandals in DC.

Awesome, Fucking (lol) (look at the coma pervs

The following flight pattern visualizations are the result of experiments leading to the project Celestial Mechanics by Scott Hessels and Gabriel Dunne. FAA data was parsed and plotted using the Processing programming environment. The frames were composited with Adobe After Effects and/or Maya.

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Important announcment coming soon, maybe

Getting to know the staff.

Now if any of you actually know me, you know that I only converse with people I like. For those I don't like you will get a yea, no, maybe, mmmidunno, etcetra. Now on Tuesdays and Thursdays, that I have english, I have an almost two hour gap between my history class and my english class. Normally during this long gap, I go to the hall where english is and sit down (you can visit me near Thompkins 128 Tuesdays and Thursdays between 10:00 and 11:20). During this sit down I normally listen to my iPod or play a game on my laptop (which I got 4 hours of time out of article coming soon), today however was different.

Today I sat down in my normal spot and saw a woman mopping the wood floors on Thompkins hall. She was quietly mopping back and forth until she got to where I was sitting. She looked at the benches, and started to mop under the bench next to me. I asked her "would you like for me to move?" she politely denied and I continued my work. A few minutes later she sat down across from me to watch the floors dry, and to let students know the floors were wet; evidently students ignore the bright yellow sign that says "Caution Wet Floors" in both Spanish and English.

While waiting for the floors to dry a young girl walks up to the door T128 and pulls on it about 3 times, the girl did pull the lever (smartasses). She hangs on the door for about a minute and then looks around, ignoring the beautification gaurd. The gaurd then asks her "would you like for me to open the door for you?" The girl responds "yes sure if you can." I just sit there, wondering what will happen next, when the gaurd opens the door there is apparently nobody in the room, i did not see. The gaurd then asks the girl, "do you have class today", the girl responds "I think so..." She quickly pulls out her cell phone and calls someone, "Hey do we have class today? ... Oh we don't well okay, I'll talk to you later bye" I started to chuckle, an uncontainable chuckle too. As the girl walked off the gaurd proceeded to chickle as well.

I turned to the beautification gaurd and, a professor walks out of his class and asks "did a young girl fall out here?" Randomly. The gaurd said, "umm no," More laughter.

This is all that happened, but I thought it should be noted in the log. Well there it was.

bleeding horseshoes killing man.

Okay when I first heard this I asked what the fuck!? But now in retrospect I can enjoy the use of bleeding horseshoes. Know this I don't want the horseshoes to kill the man, I just want them to blugent them badly enough so that he will shut the hell up. Now whne the bleeding horseshoes hurt the man the horseshoes will bleed more and I will ignore it.

Yahoo+Microsoft=LOTS of IM

According to the microsoft site Microsoft and Yahoo are going to join up on the IM front. According to the estimates on Microsoft's site users of yahoo and msn will join to make 275 million imers. So that means the 1 msn person and 274,999,999 yahoo people to make the "largest im community"

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Border line Democrat Socialist

You are a Social Liberal (75% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (21% permissive) You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

I dont go to gay bars

Dear Dumbass,

I recently wrote an article on my blog, title "Gay Bar." I just wanted to inform you that writing about homosexuals does not make a person a homosexual. I feel like this must be cleared, since a few dumbasses wanted to im me and ask me if I were at homosexual (in a demening mannor). I must be forced to inform the world I am not a homosexual. While I am not a homosexual, this sounds like a politician talking here, I do have homosexual friends; furthermore, having homosexual friends does not make one homosexual. If you cannot decently understand this, please do not contact me I dont have the time for it.

Bad Choice

   While the outcome of the Roberts vote is clear, the choice of the next Supreme Court Justice replacing Associate Justice Sandy D is hanging in the balance. The democrats on the hill are pleading with the president to nominate a fair and balanced judge (sounds a bit too much like FOX News and we know how balanced they are). There are two names being thrown around, and the dems want those names out. One is Janice Rogers Brown, who some of you might remember as the judge that was unfortunately sent to the US Court of Appeals. Others might know Judge Brown for calling the New Deal (not exact quote) a victory for the socialists. I know that I am a liberal, but honestly how far of the right is this, I mean it doesn't even register for me. Calling the New Deal a socialists victory is a bit extreme, unless she meant that Jesus liked it too (he was a socialist and everyone knows it) I know that I said I would talk about the other Judge, but I am unable to do so right now, I will have a Bad Choice Pt. 2 coming soon.

Gay Bar

Now many of you probably dont already know about the order sent down by the pope's house (the Vatican for those who do know). The order bars gays from serving as priests in the catholic church. Now I got this joke from Bill Maher but had to pass it on. The irony in this decision is that there is now a gay bar in the catholic church. Another irony is that since everybody is supposed to be celibate (looks at the fucking pedophiles who are fucking sick ass pervs.) but we know that the men are not.

I dont wanna statue:

"Its my understanding that any man that has a statue made after him is one type of son'bitch or another"
- Captain Mal Reynolds "Firefly"

This is the reasoning for my title. I dont want a statue, cuz that means im some type of son bitch. Now I know I am a jackass at times, I can be one of the meanest mofos out there. I just dont want a statue saying im a son of a bitch. That is all.

Finally the Ladies

Ok in the sub-title line for the site, "A Slanted View on life, people, family, friends, and of course the ladies." I have yet to actually lend my view on the ladies. Now I love ladies, I am a heterosexual male, ladies are my fascination. Now that is out of the way, I cannot stand the constant date recitation females have. Now anniversaries are cool and shit, but maybe women shouldnt freak out on men who happen to forget these dates. I mean it is a day of the year, if you truely love each other a day wont matter. Now my mother and my dad go through this every 3 years, where he forgets their anniversary and I usually remind him, but every third year something happens. This year is a third year, my mom freaked out on my dad when she asked him (clearly setting him up) if he was working on Sunday [their anniversary]. He of course asked what the date was, because dates are just a number to him, and she went loco. It was funny, but then she got kinda crazy about it and I walked out of the room. When I came back into the living room my mom had went to her and my dad's room and my dad was playing GTA.

Now personally I do not like anniversaries, these days are created by jackasses who want the spouse to get pissed off at the "offending" spouse. Now when I get married it is obvious that this view will change, and I will succumb to the dreaded anniversary. So you women, let your men by, becaues the men who remember your anniversaries are either faking their heterosexuality, trying to get some pussy, or are just using you for some other reason. Well that is it. Those are my two cents.

Good Night,
KG

Welcome All

Alright people, we have a new commentator. Its Chris Twine some of you might know him from school. The others are wierd strangers who are just creepy. LOL Well anyways, Im considering developing a podcast. The podcast will be produced once the podcast market settles down some. Well till next blog peace.

PS. Look out for Twines blogs on here and on his site, it is Twines World Link down below. and Here

Well Im back, and so are you.

Well mighty readers of my blog, I have been away for a while just because it is school time at this institution called NCState. Its an amazing experience and beats the hell out of High School. There are long walks nothing too bad, very healthy though. How about you people at northern, how was your first day you have go to tell me about it.

Okay people now we have to get down to business, those who couldn't go to the green day concert should and will regret it (Dan B) you know who I'm talking about right? It was fucking awesome, I skipped the warm up act but like always green day was a blast. The concert has changed since I went to their concert at Walnut Creak, but RBC Center really cannot be called and amputheatre.

My classes are going fine, for those who wanted to know. I have history, english, economics, intro to engineering, and intro to computing environments. For the last one I would take the place out exam, but it is on the same day as the jeopardy tryouts at Southpoint. Maybe I will just get an easy pass in my computing environments class, no complaints. So yea thats really all I can think to talk about. There are some hot chicks here, and not so complicated people to talk to. Well till lata peace ma hacka biatches.

I enjoy it

Yes I truely do enjoy it when people comment to criticize me. Yes I know the onion is a satire site. Yes I know there isn't anything known as intelligent falling (yet). I was just having fun with it okay people.