16 July 2005

For So Long

For so long I have been worrying about other people, I have been trying to help others with their problems. I don't even the last time I have actually had a day to myself, where I got to do something I wanted: like hang out with you people or just chill with my cousin (cuz he is my wingman). But Im saying it know, thats it people (you don't know how bad I want to say mother fuckers, but I wont)(even though i just did). I mean I have heard so many of you complain about little fucking shit, and so much of it has built up and I just want to scream. And I don't mean a blogosphere scream, I mean go out of my GOD DAMNED HOUSE LOOK UP AT THE FUCKING SKY AND SCREAM GOD DAMNIT!!! I WON'T YELL GOD DAMNIT, I WILL JUST LET OUT A PRIMAL SCREAM BECAUSE IT WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO ABOUT NOTHING AND RIGHT NOW THAT IS ALL I WANT. I DONT WANT TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING I DONT WANT TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE MISERABLE SHIT IN YOUR LIFE! I WANT TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I WANT. SO JUST FUCK IT YALL THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU IM ME.

Garden State Day

Do you ever have those days, where everything seems to pass you buy. Like the scene in Garden State, where everything is going around Andrew and he is just the only thing that is constant. I mean it happens to me all the time, im around my friends and everything seems to go by and Im just there. It is crazy. I really miss Lea, she is the only girl who I have ever actually thought about spending the rest of my life with. Its insane, I guess I shouldn't really express my true feelings on a thing that can never really be deleted. Hmm just wierd, but I do like Lea.

15 July 2005


family guy is so funny!

13 July 2005


yea

CNN Caps from sunday, yea I was that fuckin bored. But they were pretty funny.

Gamers know what its about

Im bored

Im bored, are you?

10 July 2005

It has begun

The CNN and other "news" organization coverage has begun. The Hurricanes have come, and are still coming and it began with TS Cindy. Now that Cindy has died off it is now time for her bigger and younger brother Dennis to fuck things up. On the idea of fuck and all things similar I have your fucked up site of the week, well its not really a site, but a picture of Dennis here is the link: Glad Im not therre

The bible in lego

The bible in Lego...no kidding. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

This is actually pretty good camera work, as many of you know I'm not a bible person (I don't really read it) but I have been trying to get into it. Give me a while and enjoy this site.

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Titus

People do you remember the short run TV show on fox by the same name of this Blog. Well if you don't then shut the fuck up and read anyway. Titius has come back, and yes I know that this comedy special is like a year old, but I found it funny and I need to tell you that anyone who has the chance to (re-)watch "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell is Bleeding" do it! It will probably come on showtime, so look for it.

09 July 2005

Fuckin Bored

if sex is soo fun, why is fuckin bored so boring and annoying?

06 July 2005

The pic explains it all.

01 July 2005

Fucked up Delay

Sorry for the delay people. the fucked up site of the week is coming soon. Please be patient.

30 June 2005

Clown sex and fetishes.

Okay I thought this would be an awesome title to a blog. Okay Im sorry but im watchin CSI, and the episode is where a clown is killed. OKay well what happened was that a woman has a clown fetish and is fucking the clowns she hires. However this time it is different, her husband walks in during the clown sex and kills the clown. The key, they kept the suit; now if my hypothetical wife had a clown fetish I would get rid of her ass, I mean wtf? A fucking clown fetish (meant literally and figuratively) it is really sick, clowns are scary as hell and don't tell me they aren't

School's Curse

DISCLAIMER: There will be a continuing log of some of my dreams. This is just so i can analyze them. I am doing this because every year after school ends and right before it starts back up (since grade 6) I have had wierd ass dreams about my friends, and school rivals. Just a warning, nothing for you yet, I have to get it to paper first.

Okay to the normal things, I have been in this phase of Alanis Morresette, she can actually sing and write her own songs (amazing that it still actually happens this way) Well I listened to this one song "Forgiven" on the Jagged Little Pill CD and I can't stop thinkning of Lea, if you don't know who that is don't worry bout it she probably would never meet you. Well this is wierd cuz ive never acutally had this feeling about her before. Well I need to go see ya lata.

27 June 2005

Land of the totaly fucking funny.

LOL, okay people I saw land of the dead with lea this weekend, I must say that it was a totaly fucking funny movie as the title of my blog suggests. I went in there knowing that I wouldn't have been scared, because I am not one to be scared by minor shit, shit that scares me is WMD, Lies about WMD, People with another shrub like name, Seeing Dick on tv, and many of the other right wing fuckers. Okay enough of this rant, I just wanted to say that Land of the Dead was funny to me but people were jumping all around me.

24 June 2005

What the ((explitive deleted)) !!!

LOL okay I did the explitive thing, so no google is not censoring. Just wanted to link you to the new fuck site of the week. Its a site that I will release each friday so you may see how fucked up the world is. By the way it probably will not be a porn site, unless its a really fucked up porn site. LOL, okay here it is the first Fuck site of the week

What the !!!

LOL okay I did the explitive thing, so no google is not censoring. Just wanted to link you to the new fuck site of the week. Its a site that I will release each friday so you may see how fucked up the world is. By the way it probably will not be a porn site, unless its a really fucked up porn site. LOL, okay here it is the first Fuck site of the week

you are acid (LSD) or mushrooms. you are quiet,
thoughtful, but if you are leaning towards acid
you may have more paranoid/nervous tendencies.
you are very smart and intellectual but may
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