And now you see it.

On the right panel of the sight we now have the Governments infalliable (gay) alert system. I can't believe Bush actually approved of a rainbow as a government program. LOL I kid the president and his gay color code system. Ayt people peace.

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75-70 UNC is it!!!

Yea its UNC 75-70 aby now what? What you gone say now?

S-Controller stands for S*17-Controller

Please explain to me why you people believe the S-type controller is better. Now I know that I am probably a dissenting view on this, but I honestly love the old "Big and Bulky" controller. If the controller is too big for you then I guess the S-Type is a good choice, but I prefer the original. The S-Type is wierd to play with, because the black and white buttons are at the bottom of the controller instead of the top, and the layout of the analog sticks are the only thing that seem to resemble the original controller (with exception of the colors of the A B X and Y buttons).

New BoredMan info

We have our first confirmed accredited person besides me:

Dan B. -- Co-Creator BoredMan


More info comming soon

While Talking At

While talking at people today I created a new character. BoredMan. He is the fighter of boredom everywhere. Upates and story lines soon.

If it doesn't fit you must aquit

You must aquit, probably the most famous words ever spoken by a lawyer, Johnnie Chochran, he has died today. Mr. Cochran was 67 years old and is believed to have a brain tumor (cancer as reported by CNN). Johnnie Cochrane was known for the OJ Simpson case, but he helped liberate a former black panther who was falsely accused, an immigrant who was assaulted by the police, and many other trials. He opened his own law firm, and had a show on Court TV (All of this reported by CNN). We must say that the man was a mastermind when it came to the legal front. He will be remembered by many people, that is all ladies and gentlemen and Johnnie Cochrane thanks for the catch phrases. If it doesn't quit I will quit.

OOPS

Okay on it is probably on the next page now, but anyway DAN IS NOT FAKE, he's a cool guy so yea. PEACE MY Hacker Biatches

Cannon Fodder?

Its really sad that hearing about the Michael Jackson trial is actually a relief compared to Terri Schiavo. I don't really like hearing about the two, I think that these two cases should be private; however hearing about MJ's painkillers and lifeforce is actually a relief. It is quite a sad day when this happen. I got one for you, don't mean to sound cold hearted but hear goes: Look the woman's husband knows her, if bush believes in the sanctity of marriage then the woman's husband should know what is best for her. 2 If MJ is guilty he will either be found guilty or he will sleep with more children. Ok that is it. DON"T LET YOUR KIDS CHILL WITH HIM IF YOU THINK HE IS GUILTY YOU PARENTS SHOULD BE THE BLAME NOT MJ WE KNOW HE AINT RIGHT. Now back to Terri Schiavo, I feel that if all that a tube is keeping her alive and the religious people are arguing that God wants to keep her alive, then allow the God to keep her alive without the tube. Evidently she was ment to pass away if she is on a feeding tube. Now here is another one: why is is that in Texas the same thing occurred where a mother wanted to keep her young son alive and yet the doctor disconnected him when she ran out of money. WHY is there nobody freaking out about this if it is truly about the sanctity of life. Evidently it is about the votes from the right and what not; most. Americans don't believe that the Schiavo Bill should have passed Congress. And guess what: It passed the senate with only 3 yes 3 senators present in the Senate Chambers. What is this? Honestly, why did nobody call a quorum? Now I believe that all the members of Congress should be kicked out and all 535 members elected. Okay enough of that have a nice day everyone. Bye

Dumb Laws

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Steroids and Congress

Hello people, aren't steroids dangerous? Don't we know what they can do to a person, don't we know that for major league baseball players steroids are their own choice? Im here to ask you these rhetorical questions, because I feel my tax dollars are really being wasted today. I honestly feel that these steroids hearings in Congress is completely insane. I think that if MLB cannot prevent the use of steriods in their players, then I feel that the MLB should either close down or allow people to be enthused about overcharged "athletes". I am a fan of MLB, yes but I don't feel that Congress should be taking out 30 minutes over this; either declare steroids illegal for non-medical purposes or shut up and work on health care, the "failing" Social Security plan, our failing economy, our outrages trade deficits with the many different countries in the world. Im just saying there are many more important problems in the country and the world than just some damned steroids. Yes I know that this is important to some people and if you are offended good, that means im doing my job. However, steroids is not an important topic in the great chambers of the United States Congress! I ask the Congressmen and Congresswomen, please work on healthcare, please work on our trade deficit, please work on the outrages deficits ran up by the Bush administration, lets talk about the "failing" Social Security system.

Steroids and Congress

Hello people, aren't steroids dangerous? Don't we know what they can do to a person, don't we know that for major league baseball players steroids are their own choice? Im here to ask you these rhetorical questions, because I feel my tax dollars are really being wasted today. I honestly feel that these steroids hearings in Congress is completely insane. I think that if MLB cannot prevent the use of steriods in their players, then I feel that the MLB should either close down or allow people to be enthused about overcharged "athletes". I am a fan of MLB, yes but I don't feel that Congress should be taking out 30 minutes over this; either declare steroids illegal for non-medical purposes or shut up and work on health care, the "failing" Social Security plan, our failing economy, our outrages trade deficits with the many different countries in the world. Im just saying there are many more important problems in the country and the world than just some damned steroids. Yes I know that this is important to some people and if you are offended good, that means im doing my job. However, steroids is not an important topic in the great chambers of the United States Congress! I ask the Congressmen and Congresswomen, please work on healthcare, please work on our trade deficit, please work on the outrages deficits ran up by the Bush administration, lets talk about the "failing" Social Security system.

which rejected character am i?

You are a banana! Good job, captain obvious.


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I might be going to NC State ....

But UNC Basketball is what it is my hacker biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its one thing to say, its another to do

Okay we're back to the old game of politics (look at the title of the page). In another attempt to sway Americans to his "Social Security Reform" , president Bush has hit the road again. However, today his rhetoric to how the "Reform" will help social security. This seems to be a major backdown from his "Reform" unplan plan (because it wasn't really considered a plan), in his original plan would cause a major overhaul of the complete Social Security plan, replacing it with a stock market influenced based system. President Bush and other Republicans argued that it would even help out minorities like African Americans, who tend to have a shorter lifespan compared to their caucasian counterparts. This idea would be that the amount of money raised by their death would be given to their families, however, they would recieve only the amount that would be raised to that point of the death. Now I feel that if Social Security is not something to be passed on, and it is not meant to be a major payout it is supposed to help a person, who might have gone through a fiscal downfall. Now I know many of you are arguing with me right now, but this is how I feel, we as Americans (who are not socialists) can actually invest some money in the stock market, and recieve our social security when we reach that ripe age. At that old age we can get our Social Security checks each month, and get our money from the stock market too. Thank you ladies and gentlement, this wass my political rambling for the week.

Dan is fake and kenneth doesnt suck

and tiesha's pencil is scarry
Rob is playing lax
Mark is not
Heather is no longer here
Heather is here
Alicia is laughing
Laney is standing
Kora is writing
Shamiso is marking with a marker
Amanda is reading
Dan is annoying and in my damn way
I am kenneth
Dan scares nobody
Peace My Hacker Biatches

Double Post: "Its Over Damnit" and "Yes Thats a Tampon on my Picture"

Hey people, today is such a good fracking day, yes an awesome fracking day. Yes I am using bad grammar, its because the term paper is completed and turned in. All that must be done now is that it will be graded and given back to me. I do know that it will be a good grade, because Im always good at my papers (aside) damn I sound cocky(end aside) So now I am so fracking happy yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post 2:
Yes that is a tampon in the picture, yes that is the commons area of my school, and yes i did take a picture of it. I don't know how itgot there, but I think a girl dropped it on purpose. Another fact is that ther was some ketchup that was dropped on the tampon right before the bell rang, so i didn't get a chance to take a picture of it. And yes this is a lapse in my maturity, and it will be short. Thank you and I hope I get the broncoo its awesome. They are cool   

Revenge is a dish best served when you have a cold

      Okay my mom keeps going through my room when Im not here, I don't know if its because she thinks I have condoms in my room, or if she thinks I am smoking. Neither of which are true, I guess she thinks Im trying to hide something, I am not. Anyways people here is my recap froim the last two days. Figure out the connection yourself, it should be easy to determine if you realize this prologue.

      Hey people, yesterday I was sick and I didn't go to school. All well and stuff, so I was bored and went into my parents room where I found a bag of party balloons, probably something my mom had when I was a kid and kept. Well anyway I blew up about thirty of about a hundred. I had fun put water in some of them put shaving cream in others, and other stupid things. Well she gets home and looks in the trash can, where I put a few balloon, and then she turns around and says, "Have you been in my room?" I sit there in my own silence for a moment, and she asks again but louder, "Have you been in my room!" "Yes", I said, thinking what the hell the truth won't hurt. "Why did you go into my room?" she asked me. "Because I did, I don't know why." I obviously couldn't tell her it was because I was bored, because I wouldn't be able to stay at home sick anymore I guess I don't know. Then she goes off on a trip about how I yes I messed up the cigarette lighter in the car. I hadn't even touched it, I don't smoke, don't even like it I got her to quit. Then she goes outside and starts to clean up the car, I thought she was going to bring in my parking tag but she didn't. Everything is calm now, my interview went ok, except for the fact I was still wheeling back from this cold and they thought I was nervous, I was not! So that was today and yesterday in a nutshell. Oh yea my points of the day go out to the DMB man who actually used my quote in his away. You wanna know what the quote says? "Life without balls is no life at all (unless your a woman)." I thought it was funny, and I don't really remember why I said it but I did. Anyways Ill talk to you later.

Let Me Do My Term Paper Damnit!!!

Okay people even though it doesn't seem so on this website, I love to write. I know I haven't been posting a lot lately, but its because I have been working on my term paper. I'm only on the 8th page, of 10, and I was going good until people started calling: "Why weren't you at school?" I didn't go today because I woke up and I couldn't talk and my chest felt like a truck came in over night and pumped fresh mucus (sp?) in my chest. So I didn't go to school, so I decided to start writing my term paper, so I wouldn't have to worry about it later. Well it was going good until I got to where I am now, the 8th page. And that is where we meet, Im pumping Aerosmith and The Rolling Stones into my ears and typing away at full speed. Oh yea while Im here, let me share something funny with you all. Microsofts Attempt to save the world from noob's parents or <"A parent's primer to computer slang" Now come on Sim said something very intelligent, only people under the age of 14 use 1337 and some people who are just playin around. Anyway dwtf you are gonna do and let me alone to do my MY DAMN TERM PAPER DAMNIT

New Profession for the Prez?

How did you become a Muppeteer? by solidfoamsoul
Name:
Age:
Favorite Muppet:
Muppeteer mentor:	Richard Hunt
Yearly Salary:	$855
You're re-cast as:	Ernie
Main project:	Bear in the Big Blue house
Audition proccess:	Kidnapped Steve Whitmire, demanding a job for his return
Fired because:	you set Elmo on fire
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