master puppeter

How did you become a Muppeteer? by solidfoamsoul
Name:
Age:
Favorite Muppet:
Muppeteer mentor:	Brian Henson
Yearly Salary:	$37,542
You're re-cast as:	Big Bird
Main project:	The Muppet Show
Audition proccess:	Audtioned with a video tape
Fired because:	you beat Frank Oz in fooseball
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Its been a long time comming

Okay people I promised you that I would have some new art for the website, and I do. Its just not ready yet, Jon sitll has to figure out an appropriate image for the site, and its down to just two: One is a group of rednecks on the back of a truck, with a slogan; and the other is a drawing of sperm flowing around the work Fuck Yea. Now im in for the one with the sperm, because I don't really like rednecks. Okay people give it a few days because snow is in the forecast and if it does snow then I probably won't see Jon for a few days, which means no new picture. Okay anyway peace. Oh yea Jon needs PT, atleast on Senior Night

double standard?

Okay it is late Im awake and just got off the phone with my ex, yes Im insane but anyways. She was telling about how she liked this guy and she wanted to go out with him. Now I have no problems with this that is the reason why we are not a couple anymore, so we could see new people. Now after she described this mutha fucka to me, I told her about this girl I've been wanting to talk to for a month now and when i tell my ex about her she flips out and claims I don't need a new gf. Now what the fuck is this bitch's problem, when she can hook up/ go out/ whatever with another dude, but if I wanna talk to a new chick its like she's the fuckin antichrist or somethin like that. I dunno its been a fucked up week and Im glad its over. Next one will be positive I promise

Just Admit it

OKay everyday is a learning day. Today has no exception, today taught me more about fears instead of the normal. I learned that if we hold our fears close to us than we will be defeated or atleast hurt by those fears. And sometimes it is not the actual fear that hurts us. It can be ourselves hiding that fear, that makes us defeat ourselves. Now I realize that im kinda sounding like the wise Yoda on this one, but I want everyone to know that we should embrace our fears, for it is embracing the fear that makes us stronger. So I will tell you all that my biggest fear in the world, is not what you think it is. My fear is looking bad, not being able to do something, and not being able to have confidence in myself, and most of all not being able to do something that other people can do. Now in this case I lied to my mother about not being able to drive in the snow, because it was re-freezng (it was that is not the lie). The lie comes in when I realize that I should be able to pick her up no matter what, so I call her back and lie to her telling her that I can pick her up, because a friend told me that the roads were okay That was the lie, and that is what set up a wierd chain of events leading to a phone call from my mother saying that she will find a way home and that she will not ever need to get a ride from me again. Now we have talked about this and everything appears to be okay now. So I am heading off peace

Looking for more

Yes this an ad for a person looking for something new, but it isn't what you think. I don't need a girlfriend, I don't need someone to chill wit just looking for some artwork to post on the site. I will also now start posting the artwork as a blog image itself and a moblog image. While I cannot pay for it right now it is a good way to get some art on the web.*



















*This is not real I just got really bored and decided to put this up here, Jon is the artist of the site but if you are interested in getting some art here email me at bill.snake.charmer@gmail.com

uncontrolable laughter

Okay I was watching the tele today because there is nothing to do around here, and I saw the preview for "The Forgotten", which I had seen in the theatre, and it is worth the 7 dollars. Well when I saw the movie; I saw it wit some friends and when the scene came where the female Detective (Alfre Woodard) is sucked off of the planet and pulled into the sky. Now this scene is very important to the blog, because I remember the uncontrolable laughter that grew amongst the crew. It was funny as hell, not because it happen to her, but because in all of the previews you see it happen and you know it is going to happen, and right before it happens you start laughing. Now it could be because we are really simple and stupid things like that make us laugh but it was still funny. Alright anyway I recommend "The Forgotten" because it is really thought provoking and you will really get into it. Now there are some scenes that might seem unrealistic, especially the car acident scene, but the movie is still a A-. Now the A+ would go to a movie by Tarintino,because I am a Tarintino fan like that and only his and a few other movies get an A+. Well peace oh and do laugh its good for your health.

Okay

Okay peopel the last few days have been kinda hard for, if you just look at my writing you'd understand. Now we are over that so we can go on and do something more interesting. Today I have for you the new Microsoft Anti-Spyware Software. I've honestly been waiting for this to come about and it finally has. I am running it now and even though it is in Beta it works really well. I love the easy use of it, and surprisingly it is easier to use than Spybot SD. Now back to why I've been waiting for it, now I feel that Microsoft's "Security" has always been a bit lax, and I think it will help out. Now for the basic user the firewall and spyware detector are easy to use and are somewhat secure. Now for Anti-Virus, Microsoft needs some Anti-virus software and then for the most basic users, they wouldn't have to worry about going out to buy Norton or McAfee; Microsoft should bundle (yes bundle BUNDLE!) an antivirus with their next Service Pack or with Longhorn. Anyway its up to you, I believe in bundling software, and I do think that Microsoft shouldn't be having those problems since MAC OSX has a media player bundled with it. Alright enough of that more review comming up soon. Here is the link to the download site. Microsoft Spyware Scan

Takin out the blade

Takin out my blade tonite
Takin it out a first in 5 years
Takin out my blade tonite
might be the last time.

Takin out my blade tonite
there aint nothin you can do
Takin out my blade tonite,
all because of you

Takin out my blade tonite
cut once, cut it right
takin out my blade tonite
cuttin wit no light.


-Kenneth Glenn

Nothin ...

Okay I'll start off this post by telling you the major geek I am, I like Battle Star Galatica (BSG) the new one and the old one not the 1980 one, however because it was stupid as hell. Now I am watching the end of BSG (NEW) and Starbuck (A female) is smoking a cigar. Now only that certain female can pull off the cigar smoking and be sexy and it is Starbuck who is that certain woman who can pull of a cigar. Now when I say pull of I mean smoke a damn cigar and look sexy as hell. Now I wanna put a picture up and there will be one, when I can find one. Furthermore, I know you all won't appreciate, to those Im not appologizing, because you have had warning. Okay technically not, because you are reading this after you see the picture; however if you had actually read this post in posted order than you would know about the picture before I even put it up. So your welcome to those who enjoyed, and the rest of you FUCK OFF.

To you

Alright i've fallen for someone and I can't stand it, everytime i get a chance to ask her out Im always interrupted be it by a bell or whatever. I never get a chance to ask her out, im about to just say fuck it and just ask her out. Okay thats what im gonna do. Peace KG out, o yea i have a poem for her too.

To You

Tickle us do we not laugh
Engage us do we not fight
Steal from us do we not chase

You stole my heart and I need it
Just like I need you
To share with you my heart

Steal from us do we not chase
I chased you and I chased
Im still chasing you and I want to take you

A Little Late

Okay so I'm a little late Don't PanicDon't Panic , now its not the original BBC series, but it has promise. Maybe it will have the same idea that the original had, at least it will have some good actors. Ford Prefect is Mos Def, he's funny and the role is supposed to be funny so I mean come on lets wait for May 6 th to come and then we will see if the movie is good or not. I hope it is good so people will realize how well Douglas Adams was as a writer.

It is my plan

HAPPY NEW YEARS, HOPEFULLY THIS IS POSTED AT 12.05 AM Janurary 1st, 2005

New Years

Okay people like all of the other shameless bloggers out there, I am going to post my new year resolutions:


1) Ignore the idiots.
      -This is hard to do considering that 51% of the country is stupid.

2) Listen to more music
--I got an iPod for christmas (review comming soon) Im gonna use it.

3) Take more pictures
--I got a digital camera for christmas and Im loving it, I also have a camera phone so    definately more pictures.
--The iPod is an iPod Photo, so that means I can put pictures on it to show off (I promise you a review)

4) Hopefully drive more
--Rumor has it my dad will be getting me a new car after the new year so Im gonna drive more after the new year
--Oh if you didn't know my last car was totaled, poor car, but im okay

5) Blog more
--Even though epic scared me (see previous epic post, it has a URL) I still like to blog, and maybe journalists will learn how to blog so that journalism doens't die.

6) Give more tech support
--Thinking of doing something like the broken(dont know about the broken? check the broken by Kevin Rose and Dan Huard. You need Divx to view a video. The shows are pretty interesting and they aren't dry like other things out there.

7) Get a job
--I need some money, and while my dad gives me $60 a week I still need some money, so I can pay for insurance (driving my mom's car) and so I can pay for the gas on her gas guzzler
--Also need some money so I can take the girl I like out. :)

8) Contemplate a new location for the blog
--I like blogger, but I would like a bigger site, so I could post some video (see number 6)

9) Sit back and think
-- Just need to sit and think about life

10) I Only live twice
--Do some wierd ass shit and maybe say "Damn how did I survive?"

Boredom

It appears that everybody is bored, yet they don't know that everybody else is bored. Isn't this a conundrum, because if they looked at each others away they would realize that their counterparts are also bored. Now here is my solution im each other call each other, text each other, or even drive to one another; because seeing your aways sayin "Bored call 555-5555" is kinda stupid, either go do something or write a blog. Oh yea im bored to hit me up what the hell this is stupid but maybe ill have conversation with somebody interesting 308-3480 hit me up.

It is definately Dec. 26th

In light of getting an iPod for Christmas I have of course had to go online to the iTunes music store and download some music. Last night this was not a problem, but today is the opposite. I love Apple Computers, but honestly they should have expected this. For when you sell out of most of your iPods, and give away 13 free songs with them (or atleast mine) you should expect everyone who got an iPod to download at least 13 of the free 13 am I right. So I cannot believe that Apple made this big mistake; however, I still support you 98% (because I can never put full support in anything except for myself need an escape lol ^_^) So if I cannot download music monday I wil have to envoke to 2% clause and start downloading music or buying it from somewhere else. But until then Apple I sill love you, I love the iBooks, G5s (maybe next christmas^_^) and of course to Stability. Anyways Apple and to all my readers have a happy holidays, don't eat too much, don't drink too much, and of course thank Bond for Pussygalore, the best name of a Bond Girl. Like the way Connery puts it "Pussaay Galore"

Christmas Day

Today should also be known as iPod, day because it seems like eveyrbody and their mother got an iPod for christmas, and if you didn't then your still okay in my book. Its about 9.00 and im tired as hell. I did get an iPod as you can tell by the pic on the site, and I got a camera, which I did not use to take the picture of my iPod okay im boring the hell out of everyone especially myself. I will have a review down the road, happy holidays (I said that because im a liberal) and see you in the new year.

What the Fuck?

Okay I was going through my cd's to decide which ones to take with me on the way to the family christmas dinner. I ran across a Maroon 5 cd and had no idea where it came from. Then all of a sudden it popped into my head Gena (my ex) and I realized why I had it. I have learned, unfortuantely the hard way, when you are in a relationship that the girl choses the music, and that is why Maroon 5 is in the case. Now don't get me wrong, they actually play their music, its just not something I would usually listent to. Now I remember the night that she brought the cd on the date with us, I had Ludacris, Metallica, Sum 41, Blink 182, and so on. Now I listen to all types of music, but it is something about maroon 5 that I just have to be in the mood to listen to and usually Im not in the mood. It would prolly be before sex. Which is usually what happened, because a lot of action went on in the car. However, im not here to boast, im just making a comment on how girls seem to direct what music guys listen to. And that is pretty much it. So I will see you later.

Madotate

Like the caption says below the picture, that is my desktop. I enjoy this software, and it is actually quite simple to you. While the settings icon on the system tray is in Japanese, whatever you need to use is in English. It is also easy to get rid of through the Add/Remove programs in Windows. Here is the link to the site, if you would like to download it and try itHere is the link to the site,if you would like to get it for yourself.

This is my desktop right now, thanks to Madotate. 

To chose or to lose

Okay, we all know by now about the accident which turned my car into a can of chicken noodle soup that looked like it was horribly opened with a can opener. Now Im looking for a new mode of transport. I have it down to 2 Broncos white and burgandy 3000 and 2800 respectively; or a thunderbird that is green also 2800 all automatic transmission and the two broncos are 4x4. So ill try to get you some pics and get your opinion hit me up on aim for your opinion comments actiong wierd. AIM ::: scarry jeff